highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

(via imasecretkeepit)

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

(Source: paranoidpotato, via imasecretkeepit)

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

(via albertscorner)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork, via albertscorner)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via ladygagassexxxdreams)

asingleactoftruelove was like: SINCE YOU SAID PLEASE.. 1-117. My question is.. Why do you want to answer these? 
send me a number pretty please, for something
  • 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
    Becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee people piss me off
  • 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
    Yes, from you!!
  • 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
    Uhm… not really I dont think… maybe later in life I would
  • 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
    Helll nawsssss
  • 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
    Talking to you! 
  • 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
    Probably you…
  • 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
    DIE… BUt I know I dont have to worry about that <33
  • 8:Are you close with your dad?
    HELL NO
  • 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
    Not that Im aware of… I mean I didnt see you… so
  • 10:What are you listening to?
    You talk
  • 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
    COFFEE
  • 12:Do you like hickeys?
    I dunno…. never had one heh
  • 13:What time do you go to bed?
    When I start to fall asleep 
  • 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
    Uhm… I can think of one person…
  • 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
    Hell noooooo!!!!  Im like a sloth with hand
  • 16:Do you always answer your texts?
    YES… I do… as soon as I see them and I can respond
  • 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
    No…. god no!!!! how could I hate you??!?!?!?!??!?
  • 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
    Right now
  • 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
    YOU, and Kim, and maybe 1 or 2 more peoples
  • 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
    I really dont want to leave him up alone again :( But Im so tired… Maybe if I go to sleep he’ll get a bit of shut eye too… I just wish I could be laying next to him, cuddling him while we sleep.
  • 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
    nopeeee
  • 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
    Uhm… I guess so… especially if its a tether ball
  • 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
    NO… like omg no… I didnt have you 4 months ago <3
  • 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
    Yeah… but its not going to happen… so fuck him
  • 25:In the past week, have you cried?
    yes…. definitely yes
  • 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
    Its fleshy… kinda fuzzy and has 2 spots on it in the nipple area…
  • 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
    Yeah… my biology teacher and spanish teacher
  • 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
    Yeah… fucking bitch
  • 29:Do you have a best friend?
    Yes and no… 
  • 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
    Ive never kissed anyone D:
  • 31:Who was your last call/text message from?
    You and you :P
  • 32:Are you mad at anyone?
    YES…
  • 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    N/A
  • 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
    N/A
  • 35:How many more days until your birthday?
    209
  • 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
    Im not sure… but we should make some
  • 37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
    AKA 80% of my friends
  • 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
    not really
  • 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
    Yes!
  • 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
    Im a kissing virgin
  • 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
    Nope… (almost) jailbait ;)
  • 42:Are you available?
    Nopeeeeeeee
  • 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
    Im still in high school
  • 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
    Eyebrow!!
  • 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
    Sure why not
  • 46:Do you regret anything?
    Yes but not reallyyyy
  • 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
    Nipples and you beating the shit out of my mom XD
  • 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
    YES…. dick
  • 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
    Never kissed anyone
  • 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
    But I am….
  • 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
    NO GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I VE NEVER DONE THE SMOOCHY
  • 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • 53:What was the last thing you ate?
    Cheesecake
  • 54:Did you get any compliments today?
    not really…
  • 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
    I dont know…
  • 56:Do you own anything from other countries
    Almost everything in my room is made in china or korea
  • 57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
    Girlsssssss
  • 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
    Northern Indiana
  • 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
    About a month ago
  • 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
    No….
  • 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
    Yes multiple times
  • 62:Who do you text the most?
    Youuuuuuuu
  • 63:What was the last movie you saw?
    Oculus with youuuuuu
  • 64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
    He doesnt have an ex D: Which makes no sense because hes perfect
  • 65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
    None…. 
  • 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
    never kissed anyone
  • 67:Do you curse around your parents?
    Nope I like being alive
  • 68:Are you happy with where you live?
    no… Id rather be with you
  • 69:Picture of yourself?
    Maybeeee…… we’lll see
  • 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
    Monogamous…. I want you allll to myselffff ;)
  • 71:Have you ever been dumped?
    Not really
  • 72:What do you most like about making out?
    Never done ittttttt
  • 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
    NO OMFG
  • 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
    SERIOUSLY?!?!
  • 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
    I really like the upper back and the crotch area
  • 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
    Youuuuuuuuuu
  • 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
    Never had sex…
  • 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
    NEVER HAD SEX
  • 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
    Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
    Yeah… but I dont have to worry… unless you have a child I dont know about….
  • 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
    Yeshhhhhhhhhh
  • 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
    Nope…
  • 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
     ……… no
  • 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
    August
  • 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
    not since saturdayyyyyyyyyy
  • 86:How can I win your heart?
    You already have babe <3
  • 87:What is your astrological sign?
    Scorpio
  • 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    Talking to youuuuu
  • 89:Do you cook?
    YEssssssss I want to cook for youuuuu
  • 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
    Uhm…. Maybe once….
  • 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
    Not single… that I know of… I mean…. am I?
  • 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
    Monogamous 
  • 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
    You….. perfecttttttttt
  • 94:Name four things that you wish you had!
    You in my bed
    More time with you
    More cute underwear
    and a new camera
  • 95:Are you a player?
    Nope at all
  • 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
    FUCK YOU
  • 97:Are you a tease?
    YESSSSS
  • 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
    Youuuuuuu
  • 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
    Yes… Im deeply in love with you
  • 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
    YOU
  • 101:Hugs or Kisses?
    Bohhhhhhh
  • 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
    YESSSSSSS… good thing you asked first
  • 103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
    Their hair
  • 104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
    YEsssssssss
  • 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
    No….. I have you…. and anyway Im not a homewrecker
  • 106:Do you flirt a lot?
    With you…..
  • 107:Your last kiss?
    NEVER
  • 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
    FUCK OFF
  • 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
    FUCKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF
  • 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
    YOUUUUUUUU
  • 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
    Id prefer it was you…..
  • 112:Does someone like you currently?
    Hmmm…… this is difficult….. I think he does..
  • 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
    YESSSSSS <3333333 I HAVE HUGEEEEEEEE FEELINGS FOR YOU
  • 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
    Serious Relationships
  • 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
    NOOOOO
  • 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
    Relationshippppppppp
  • 117:Why do you want to answer these?
    Uhmmmmmm I was lonelyyyyyyyy….

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via pure-innocent-nun)

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12: Do you like hickeys?
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31: Who was your last call/text message from?
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42: Are you available?
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69: Picture of yourself?
  • 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 71: Have you ever been dumped?
  • 72: What do you most like about making out?
  • 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86: How can I win your heart?
  • 87: What is your astrological sign?
  • 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89: Do you cook?
  • 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 94: Name four things that you wish you had!
  • 95: Are you a player?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 97: Are you a tease?
  • 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 101: Hugs or Kisses?
  • 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
  • 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
  • 106: Do you flirt a lot?
  • 107: Your last kiss?
  • 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
  • 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 112: Does someone like you currently?
  • 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 115: Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.