"It’s nice when someone remembers small details about you."

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

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guiltyhipster:

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yeevil:

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laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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