• I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via slightlyfatdragon)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via xxsuicidalwonderlandxx)

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

(via xxsuicidalwonderlandxx)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via xxsuicidalwonderlandxx)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via asingleactoftruelove)

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

(via f33nin)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via f33nin)

moan-s:

When a guy Moans.. It’s the sexiest shit Ever

(via slightlyfatdragon)

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

(Source: tinkerxbellx, via slightlyfatdragon)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

(via slightlyfatdragon)