THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
(Source: paranoidpotato, via imasecretkeepit)
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
(Source: fxckyork, via albertscorner)
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
was like: SINCE YOU SAID PLEASE.. 1-117. My question is.. Why do you want to answer these?
send me a number pretty please, for something
- 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee people piss me off
- 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Yes, from you!!
- 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Uhm… not really I dont think… maybe later in life I would
- 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
- 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Talking to you!
- 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
- 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
DIE… BUt I know I dont have to worry about that <33
- 8:Are you close with your dad?
- 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Not that Im aware of… I mean I didnt see you… so
- 10:What are you listening to?
- 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
- 12:Do you like hickeys?
I dunno…. never had one heh
- 13:What time do you go to bed?
When I start to fall asleep
- 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Uhm… I can think of one person…
- 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
Hell noooooo!!!! Im like a sloth with hand
- 16:Do you always answer your texts?
YES… I do… as soon as I see them and I can respond
- 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No…. god no!!!! how could I hate you??!?!?!?!??!?
- 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
- 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
YOU, and Kim, and maybe 1 or 2 more peoples
- 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I really dont want to leave him up alone again :( But Im so tired… Maybe if I go to sleep he’ll get a bit of shut eye too… I just wish I could be laying next to him, cuddling him while we sleep.
- 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
- 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Uhm… I guess so… especially if its a tether ball
- 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
NO… like omg no… I didnt have you 4 months ago <3
- 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yeah… but its not going to happen… so fuck him
- 25:In the past week, have you cried?
yes…. definitely yes
- 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Its fleshy… kinda fuzzy and has 2 spots on it in the nipple area…
- 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
Yeah… my biology teacher and spanish teacher
- 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Yeah… fucking bitch
- 29:Do you have a best friend?
Yes and no…
- 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Ive never kissed anyone D:
- 31:Who was your last call/text message from?
You and you :P
- 32:Are you mad at anyone?
- 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
- 35:How many more days until your birthday?
- 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
Im not sure… but we should make some
- 37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
AKA 80% of my friends
- 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
- 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
- 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Im a kissing virgin
- 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
Nope… (almost) jailbait ;)
- 42:Are you available?
- 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
Im still in high school
- 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
- 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sure why not
- 46:Do you regret anything?
Yes but not reallyyyy
- 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Nipples and you beating the shit out of my mom XD
- 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
- 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
Never kissed anyone
- 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
But I am….
- 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
NO GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I VE NEVER DONE THE SMOOCHY
- 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
- 53:What was the last thing you ate?
- 54:Did you get any compliments today?
- 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
I dont know…
- 56:Do you own anything from other countries
Almost everything in my room is made in china or korea
- 57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
- 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
- 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
About a month ago
- 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
- 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Yes multiple times
- 62:Who do you text the most?
- 63:What was the last movie you saw?
Oculus with youuuuuu
- 64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
He doesnt have an ex D: Which makes no sense because hes perfect
- 65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
- 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
never kissed anyone
- 67:Do you curse around your parents?
Nope I like being alive
- 68:Are you happy with where you live?
no… Id rather be with you
- 69:Picture of yourself?
Maybeeee…… we’lll see
- 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
Monogamous…. I want you allll to myselffff ;)
- 71:Have you ever been dumped?
- 72:What do you most like about making out?
Never done ittttttt
- 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
- 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
- 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
I really like the upper back and the crotch area
- 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
- 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
Never had sex…
- 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
NEVER HAD SEX
- 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
- 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
Yeah… but I dont have to worry… unless you have a child I dont know about….
- 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
- 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
- 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
- 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
- 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
not since saturdayyyyyyyyyy
- 86:How can I win your heart?
You already have babe <3
- 87:What is your astrological sign?
- 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Talking to youuuuu
- 89:Do you cook?
YEssssssss I want to cook for youuuuu
- 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
Uhm…. Maybe once….
- 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
Not single… that I know of… I mean…. am I?
- 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
- 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
- 94:Name four things that you wish you had!
You in my bed
More time with you
More cute underwear
and a new camera
- 95:Are you a player?
Nope at all
- 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
- 97:Are you a tease?
- 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
- 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
Yes… Im deeply in love with you
- 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
- 101:Hugs or Kisses?
- 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
YESSSSSSS… good thing you asked first
- 103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- 104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
- 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
No….. I have you…. and anyway Im not a homewrecker
- 106:Do you flirt a lot?
- 107:Your last kiss?
- 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
- 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
- 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
- 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
Id prefer it was you…..
- 112:Does someone like you currently?
Hmmm…… this is difficult….. I think he does..
- 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
YESSSSSS <3333333 I HAVE HUGEEEEEEEE FEELINGS FOR YOU
- 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
- 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
- 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- 117:Why do you want to answer these?
Uhmmmmmm I was lonelyyyyyyyy….